Medicine Multitasker Gifts

Octopus Nurse

Jack of all trades

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"I had to skip my workout."

Food deliverer's baby.

Multi-Tasking

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

Multimedia-Conglomerate-Tasking

"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

Hassled Mother.

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"Let me put on my 'working' head."