Healthcare Lobbyist Pillows

"Ah-ha! We found the problem!"

The GOP repeal and replace plan trips them up.

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Good boy."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

Oligarchy

Political convention

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Gun laws US

Virtual Doctor

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

"It's time to get politics out of money."

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

'Everyone distrusts spin. . . so let's go back to old-fashioned lying.'

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

Best Seller in Washington D.C.: Politics for dummies

We have a dream....

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

COP26

"Do you take dark money?"

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

Distraction.

Automatic Congressman

From Street Walker to Call Girl