Healthcare Lobbyist Mugs

"Ah-ha! We found the problem!"

The GOP repeal and replace plan trips them up.

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Good boy."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

Oligarchy

Political convention

Gun laws US

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Virtual Doctor

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

"It's time to get politics out of money."

'Everyone distrusts spin. . . so let's go back to old-fashioned lying.'

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

COP26

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

We have a dream....

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

"Do you take dark money?"

Automatic Congressman

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

Distraction.