Healthcare Comic Appreciator Pillows

"NURSE! Are you taking the piss?"

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

"I stand corrected."

To encourage patients to take their medication, Dr. Gratner brought in a sketch artist to show them what they will look like in six months without meds.

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

Dr. Flagg's Worst Nightmare

'I apologize, Mr. Wilson, that scream wasn't very professional of me. . . But that IS one ugly growth on your chest!'

Prescriptions: "Jack of Clubs?"

'I think it's your colon. I came to that conclusion through the process of elimination.'

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

Quick! 5-second rule!

"Yes, I have seen people in worse health than you. But, they were all dead."

An allergist sneezing

Healthy Eating Casualties

Orthopaedist

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

'I'd like to be fed intravenously. I've heard about your hospital food!'

Reflex Testing -"...and you're sure you can't feel it"

"I'm having you fitted with a monitoring device that will help reduce blood glucose during meals by automatically signaling the brain to reduce food absorption. It's called a belt."

'Doctor, I thought I was the one who was supposed to say Ahh.'

NHS Trust Hospital: Management Team/Medical Staff

"Nothing to worry about. A nuggetectomy is a very simple procedure."

'What seems to be the problem?' - 'I've got bubonic plague.' - 'Okay... so what symptoms do you have?' - 'Well, I feel chilly and I had a muscle cramp. They're both symptoms of plague.' - 'I hate Wikipedia.' - 'It says here that you should prescribe...'

"Sorry Mr Penrose. We forgot to shake your medicine this morning."

"Actually, I didn't become dizzy and nauseous until I started inhaling the scent strips in the waiting room magazines."

'Now, don't panic, but I'd like you to take off all your clothes so we can burn them.'

'Mrs. Tomkins says her prescription has no side effects, so it can't be doing her any good.'

Golf cart in the hospital.

General Hospital sign.

'I had a taste of my own medicine yesterday - Yuck!'

Hi, my name's Pam and I'll be your paramedic for the evening.