Healthcare Comedic Relief Seeker Pillows

"Your husband's doing well, but we're going to need to keep him overnight because he's funny and I'm lonely."

Glad to see your flu is down to two boxes of tissues a day.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'

"Sometimes I wonder why I spent ten years at medical school and another 20 honing my skills..."

Saline Drip Sommelier.

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Time for your pills.'

"I never imagined I'd be up on my feet this soon."

There's Nothing Worse Than A Staff Infection

"I don't leave home without it!"

The importance of paying attention in med school.

'Is there a chance you will die under the anaesthetic? Well, that is the killer question.'

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

Robot surgery.

'Hi, I'm Dr.Jones. Sorry about my little prank, but it saves us a fortune in enemas.'

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

'It's important to treat all our patients as individuals...this for example is individual number 78/yh5-fg34c.'

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

'Like I said - It's non invasive surgery.'

'As for the tonsillectomy...there was a little mix-up... In other words, you now have cup size D!'

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

"The doctor will now glance in passing at you."

'You need some stress.'

A medical office filing cabinet has drawer labels that read, 'X-Rays,' 'Lab Work,' and 'Exam Room Banter'

"You're in the "Stone Age." You've got kidney stones, gall stones, and bladder stones."

Flu Drugs.

Fish swimming around inside drip.

Flyingdoctor's receptionist.

'Looks like we could have a pandemic on our hands.'

'Yes doctor, it did hurt when you did that!'

Admissions lady: 'I don't take care of myself like I should ... my negligence probably killed a guy once ... I'm secretly attracted to you ...'

"... And who asked for your opinion, I'd like to know?!"