Health Spa Worker Mugs

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

Spa

'More bubbles!'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

A Manicure

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

The Cat Spa

Loofah Lady

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Mom's Spa'

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

Spa Dog

"You're incredibly tight."

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

Complete Makeover

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

Woman in a bathtub.

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'