Health Spa Mugs

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

"I always come here when I need to blow of some steam."

Spa

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'More bubbles!'

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Hot Pie Therapy

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

A Manicure

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

The Cat Spa

Loofah Lady

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Mom's Spa'

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

Ultimately, the teachers union agreed to a lesser pay increase in exchange for a full-time massage therapist in the faculty lounge.

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

Spa Dog

"You're incredibly tight."

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"