Spa Employee Mugs

Spa

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'More bubbles!'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

A Manicure

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

The Cat Spa

Loofah Lady

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Mom's Spa'

'Have you had a brazilian?'

'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

Spa Dog

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

"You're incredibly tight."

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"