Health Scare Contemplator Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who contemplates their health and wellness? Our collection celebrates those deep, sometimes humorous reflections on health scares and mindful moments. Perfect for anyone who likes to ponder life's big questions with a bit of wit and insight, these items bring humor and comfort to serious topics. Whether they’re into self-care or simply enjoy a good laugh about life's uncertainties, our products are a relatable and thoughtful choice.

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Deaths from Coronavirus

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'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,' mockup

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

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As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions. mockup

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

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"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble." mockup

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

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"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family." mockup

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

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"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now." mockup

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."

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"1971... 2015..."

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'...And my thirty-seventh symptom....' mockup

'...And my thirty-seventh symptom....'

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"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?"

"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?" mockup

"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?"

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"Aways the victim."

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"Well your results would be normal if you were a 108 and smoked a 60 a day!"

"Well your results would be normal if you were a 108 and smoked a 60 a day!" mockup

"Well your results would be normal if you were a 108 and smoked a 60 a day!"

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'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.' mockup

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

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'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'

'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.' mockup

'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'

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"Will he be okay?"

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'I'm convinced I've got page 68 of my medical dictionary, doctor!'

'I'm convinced I've got page 68 of my medical dictionary, doctor!' mockup

'I'm convinced I've got page 68 of my medical dictionary, doctor!'

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'Luckily you caught it in time while you're still alive to sue.'

'Luckily you caught it in time while you're still alive to sue.' mockup

'Luckily you caught it in time while you're still alive to sue.'

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Expensive health care

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"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day." mockup

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

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Health MOT's will attract 'worried well': I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I've got ALL these life threatening illnesses.

Health MOT's will attract 'worried well': I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I've got ALL these life threatening illnesses. mockup

Health MOT's will attract 'worried well': I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I've got ALL these life threatening illnesses.

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Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer. mockup

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

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'Doc - this isn't going to cost me a lot - is it?'

'Doc - this isn't going to cost me a lot - is it?' mockup

'Doc - this isn't going to cost me a lot - is it?'

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'The medication wont cure you, but it's side effects will!'

'The medication wont cure you, but it's side effects will!' mockup

'The medication wont cure you, but it's side effects will!'

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'You're a hypochondriac.' 'Yes, Doctor, but am I a healthy hypochondriac, or a sick hypochondriac?'

'You're a hypochondriac.' 'Yes, Doctor, but am I a healthy hypochondriac, or a sick hypochondriac?' mockup

'You're a hypochondriac.' 'Yes, Doctor, but am I a healthy hypochondriac, or a sick hypochondriac?'

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'Panic over...it's not mumps just high blood pressure.'

'Panic over...it's not mumps just high blood pressure.' mockup

'Panic over...it's not mumps just high blood pressure.'

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'You're fine.'

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"So, when you looked up your symptoms, did it say to complain about it incessantly but never seek treatment?"

"So, when you looked up your symptoms, did it say to complain about it incessantly but never seek treatment?" mockup

"So, when you looked up your symptoms, did it say to complain about it incessantly but never seek treatment?"

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'Your present physical condition reminds me of my 401(K), worth about half of what it once was'

'Your present physical condition reminds me of my 401(K), worth about half of what it once was' mockup

'Your present physical condition reminds me of my 401(K), worth about half of what it once was'

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'Even hypochondriacs pass away...sooner or later.'

'Even hypochondriacs pass away...sooner or later.' mockup

'Even hypochondriacs pass away...sooner or later.'

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'Get back! Get back! Or so help me...I'll eat it!'

'Get back! Get back! Or so help me...I'll eat it!' mockup

'Get back! Get back! Or so help me...I'll eat it!'

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"They told me to consult with a doctor before beginning an exercise program."

"They told me to consult with a doctor before beginning an exercise program." mockup

"They told me to consult with a doctor before beginning an exercise program."

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Health Scare Contemplator Gifts Collection

Health Scare Contemplator Mugs

Discover our range of mugs that humorously address health concerns—bring a smile to their morning routine.

Health Scare Contemplator Pillows

Seek out pillows that comfort and amuse during health reflections—add a humorous touch to their relaxation space.

Health Scare Contemplator Prints

Browse prints that blend humor with insight, making health contemplation a fun and inspiring decor choice.

Health Scare Contemplator T-Shirts

Explore t-shirts that witfully nod to health contemplation—perfect for wearing as a badge of thoughtful humor.