Health Precautions Pillows

"60 feet 6 inches oughta be fine.", "666 feet if you really want to be safe."

The new normal

Covid Games

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

Distance to avoid contagion

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

Coronavirus Global Alert

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"This isn't helping my migraine."

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Earth and the Coronavirus

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

Start of school year in Cuba 1

AIDS prevention

(Beware of the dog)

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

Your problem is...er...a 'male thing'.

'You have the constitution of a comic-strip character with twice your newspaper circulation, Mr. Fusco.'

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"

Vaccine passport required