Health Precautions Prints

"60 feet 6 inches oughta be fine.", "666 feet if you really want to be safe."

The new normal

Covid Games

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

Distance to avoid contagion

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

Coronavirus Global Alert

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Earth and the Coronavirus

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

(Beware of the dog)

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

Start of school year in Cuba 1

AIDS prevention

My Mother Was Absolutely Certain She Would Not Succumb to Alzheimer's. She Was Wrong.

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

'I tried it at home...'

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"

'Must you always point out my floss?'