Health Optimist T-Shirts

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

'I hope you grabbed all the gusto you could get.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

That shows business confidence.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Upward Progress

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Six Thinking Hats

"I love your optimism."

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

"I think I can". (train)

"Since I am chairman, it behooves me to go first. 'What I Did Over My Summer Vacation,' by Wilson Rupert Hewes."

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"I thought those D's meant dedicated!"

"Despite years of management training john still found it difficult to give negative feedback."

Sign - CAN DO "I like your attitude, Harris."

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"