Sports Optimist T-Shirts

NATs: 'Next Year.'

I never feel a day over 25 until I try to act like one.

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

That shows business confidence.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

Personal conker trainer.

Six Thinking Hats

"I love your optimism."

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

"I think I can". (train)

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

"I thought those D's meant dedicated!"

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

"How am I supposed to unleash my full potential when I'm always on one?"

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work

"Half-full. Those were the days."

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign