Health Nut With A Laugh Gifts

Foods that are bad for you. Foods that are really bad for you.

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Your 'bad' cholesterol levels are right off the chart.'

'Side effects may include....'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

'You've got the worst case of whatever this is, I've ever seen.'

"I try to 'go with the flow' doc, but my prostate is an unwilling participant!"

'I understand you know how to treat a woman.'

'Tell the doctor to hurry. It's an emergency. I just turned middle aged!'

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Groups of menopausal women in clinic.

"While you were under, I had all your friends come in and sign your heart stent."

"You have a heart murmur and I'm starting to hear your liver and kidneys complain."

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

NHS notice - This is a bring your own bed hospital

"I'm a doctor - I'm SUPPOSED to be a health nut!"

'We can't afford advertising like this! That's one page for the drug and two just for the side effects!'

'I'm sending you to see another doctor, he's a specialist in hyperchondria.'

"Tell me Mr. Jones. Does it hurt when I do this?"

"You're in the "Stone Age." You've got kidney stones, gall stones, and bladder stones."

'Yes doctor, it did hurt when you did that!'

"I didn't even get a balloon."

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

'Hey, Lori! Take a look at Mr. Geckler's EKG!'

'The doctors ruled out a remarkable recovery. You'll get better, they just don't think it'll be all that remarkable.'

'Give Mr. Fogarty his testosterone injection, Nurse, and then run like the dickens!'

'Yes, it is a carrot. You haven't been getting enough fibre.'

According to your chart, your leg is a pre-existing condition, Mr. Fusco. My entire body is a pre-existing condition, Doctor. (This cartoon was originally published on 2010-08-12).

'Key hole surgery....but wouldn't it be easier if you were actually in the room with me...'

'It's quite common with men your age. You've got a silver duct tapeworm.'

"But doc, I can't understand what my body is telling me. It's mouth is always full!"

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."