Health Insurance Enrollment Pillows

"This one also has high copays and high deductibles, but you get unlimited Get Well cards."

You're fine, but we'd like to run some tests on your insurance card.

'Your blood pressure's up, you're tense, angry...have you been trying to sign up for Obamacare again?'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

'The doctors all tell me that you have great medical insurance. They think your coverage might last through most of the tests that they have scheduled.'

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

"Unfortunately there's no HMO for what you have"

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

"If anyone rings tell them I'm on a course."

'You mean that if one of us came to a sticky end I would receive a hundred thousand?'

'There, we're up and running! Let the logging in begin. . .'

Frat House Feng Shui

'Your coverages suggest it will spread rapidly to your wallet.'

Medicare: More is Better!

"...and would you like to enroll her in pre-pre-pre-med or pre-pre-law?"

"Well the good news is that according to your insurance there is nothing wrong with you."

'I'm can't tell if this card from our insurance company is optimistic encouragement or a threat!'

"I attempted Greek Math and stuck out like a Thor sum."

Stoics vs. Epicureans.

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

'I really should have paid more attention to the company's health care coverage options before I accepted a job here.'

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

'Let's enrol on the last one. We've more chance of getting a job doing that these days.'

'...and, if I don't get a place, I'll kill myself.'

'I'm afraid neither your insurance nor your immune system will cover it.'

"Enrol now, meditation course."

"And remember, kid, you've got Blue Cross."

"Your insurance only pays for us to put wheels on this thing."

Please School Remotely.

"Doctor, does my policy cover little sharp arrows?!"