Health Hazard Dodger Prints

"Caution! This tomato soup combined with our chicken noodle soup can form a lethal nerve gas."

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

'Three days, four different avoidance routines.'

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

"My doctor thinks I should lose weight but everyone at the doughnut shop said she's crazy."

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

"You could try watching your diet or getting more exercise – but you'll just be delaying the inevitable."

"No, Senator, I'm afraid stretching the truth doesn't count as yoga."

'They are worried about the economy.'

"You're suffering from banner blindness."

"Yeah, almost didn't make it out of that one."

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

'Oh, Fred does exercise. He takes frequent walks to the refrigerator.'

"I wouldn't reach in there to retrieve your ball. I learned that lesson the hard way."

You are here... ...Run!!!

Man Gagging In A Restaurant.

'After a close examination I think I know why Tabatha keeps wandering onto busy roads.'

Cycling Deaths

"No, I'm not going to work. I sent my computer to work for me. The screen has a photo of my face, so people will think it's me."

"You're mad at your parents? Why?"

'Forget the water, give me some golf clubs. I haven't swung a club in days.'

'How about a bike ride?' 'Nah, the seat hurts my butt, and I'd have to put air in the tires, and I'd have to put shorts on so my pant leg doesn't get caught and...' 'And you'd have to get up.' 'And I'd have to get up.'

A 3D TV distracts as a truck crashes through a wall.

Businesspeople gather in bedroom setting 'They can't regulate us in here.'

'Bless this spinach, albeit the work of the devil.'

'Oh and can my Mum gtake me - around in her 4x4 - Sir?'

"Severe lactose intolerance - he can't even look at a cow."