Health Equity Pillows

Rich and poor countries

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Businesswoman Empowerment

2021

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Self help acupuncture

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

Lesbian civil partnership.

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

International Women's Day.

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Women Supporting Women!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

What the Doctor Ordered

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Woman carries the world.

'Well, well, well...'

Lactose Intolerant

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"Your contents have shifted."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'