Health Equity Mugs

Rich and poor countries

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Businesswoman Empowerment

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

2021

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Self help acupuncture

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

Lesbian civil partnership.

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

International Women's Day.

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Women Supporting Women!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

What the Doctor Ordered

Woman carries the world.

'Well, well, well...'

Lactose Intolerant

"Your contents have shifted."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol