Health-conscious Professional T-Shirts

'I used to worry about becoming a big cheese in the company. Now that I'm a big cheese in the company, I worry about my cholesterol.'

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

Physician tending a mummy.

Cardiac Recovery.

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

"I won't stick my tongue out. You told me it was rude."

'Your reflexes are still good!'

Next gen pregnancy tests.

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

"All my symptoms are old ... "