Health-conscious Convert Prints

A man eating junk food is thrown a crown of vegetables.

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

'Sorry Sir, you've had enough,'

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

'Is it organic?'

'You're perfectly fit and healthy...but at your age...seriously, what's the point?'

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

Fitness in church.

Spring.

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

GMOs

'In that case I'll do nothing!'

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

'My prescription: digital textbooks.'

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

Healthy Chocolate Co.

'I'll have the food scare of the day.'

"Sorry sir - our sun screen only goes up to Factor - 100..."

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

"You're not allowed to enter the city. Your exhaust emissions are much too high!"

That's not quite what I meant by a 'balanced diet'..

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

"Nope. Sometimes I drink water just to confuse my liver."

"Is this house gluten-free?"

"Mind if I shoot through?"