Health-conscious Thinker Prints

Smoking/no smoking.

Broken Food Chain

The Thinker during Covid

Haven't you ever been told that your body is a temple, Mr. Fusco? I thought that only applied to Jewish people, doctor.

'This is his first year as a non-smoker.'

"Don't get too comfortable with 6 feet of personal space."

You are here - They are there

Brain in Mask

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

I'm trying to read your test results from urology, but their server can only stream them a little bit at a time.

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

Wash your hands

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

Running

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

"I didn't ask to be made with seventeen grams of fat."

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

'I'm not feeling well. I think I've got human flu.'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'Is it organic?'

Spring.

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

"Spring is in the air but it's December in my ABS."

'In that case I'll do nothing!'

What's really in junk food...

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

'My prescription: digital textbooks.'