Health-conscious Convert Mugs

A man eating junk food is thrown a crown of vegetables.

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Yoga vs. Prosecco

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

'Sorry Sir, you've had enough,'

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

'Is it organic?'

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

Fitness in church.

'You're perfectly fit and healthy...but at your age...seriously, what's the point?'

Spring.

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

'In that case I'll do nothing!'

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

GMOs

'My prescription: digital textbooks.'

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

'I'll have the food scare of the day.'

Healthy Chocolate Co.

"Sorry sir - our sun screen only goes up to Factor - 100..."

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

That's not quite what I meant by a 'balanced diet'..

The protestor's complaint. Chiropractor. My back won't let me stand up for what I believe in, but it also won't let me just take things sitting down.

"Is this house gluten-free?"

"You're not allowed to enter the city. Your exhaust emissions are much too high!"

"Nope. Sometimes I drink water just to confuse my liver."

We get so much produce from our farm share, I can't decide what to cook. Use everything! How about a stew with squash, peppers and corn in a zesty tomato base? Would your kids even put it on their plates? Of course! As long as it didn't touch the mac 'n' cheese.