Health-conscious Cake Lover Mugs

'Don't get me wrong... I love cake, but it goes straight to my hump.'

Lesbian civil partnership.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Diner.

A heart shaped cake

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Bermuda Triangles

Punt Cake

Tension filled the tent.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Can I give you a slice of the action?

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Layer cake

'I always cry at weddings!'

His Her Cakes

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Cake Free Zone

Thou Shalt Not!

Panettone

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

Happy Birthday to you.

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Cake Friday!

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Make your resolutions achievable.

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'