Health Campaigns Gifts

Do Not Smoke! Kill!

"This isn't helping my migraine."

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"Polly wants a flu shot."

Bubbling

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

A Message from the Sponsors: Enjoy a delicious burger & soft drink before the next race.

We can learn a lot from Macdonalds says Birmingham PCT director of service development.

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

Another possibility to why manatees are endangered.

"It's a cause close to my heart."

National Asthma Society Parade

AIDS prevention

Flattening the Curves

'I swear Ruby it's the laws one...'

"The Hendersons say they've got Covid. Is that still a thing?"

Results of a Smoking Survey - 'They weren't very passive about smoking'

'Are you willing to release your medical records?'

'There's already an aids quilt... the committee thought it would be a good idea if the club made a syphilis quilt.'

She's Not Heavy, She's a Heroine

Cuba defeats cholera epidemic.

Radiant

Get your shot!

"Oooh, no - I couldn't have another slice of carrot cake, Mabel - not with my irritable bowel the way it is..."

The Ice Bucket Challenge

Prostate Issues

"People worry about what they're giving their children."

Drug-Free Zone ... Except For Junk Food.