Health And Safety T-Shirts

'This is your lucky day!'

Banana Warning

"Suspenders and a belt? You must be the guy from risk management."

Room for one more...

Skills and experience held back by bureaucracy and protocols.

'If I was wearing my 'what'?!'

...Compound fractures occur when a bone snaps like a twig and pokes right through the skin...

"I did a risk assessment of the dangers of not doing a risk assessment, and decided it wasn't worth it."

Reference books - Health & Safety.

Operating Instructions: 1) Grasp railing firmly with left hand. 2) Place right foot on nearest step. (directions for climbing stairs)

'Not cars. here we're testing oblivious texters walking into walls.'

"It's comforting to know that we have safety boots and hats."

I threw my back out picking up the guidelines

Office Safety - Fire Escape Practice.

'That's better. Now you can go back to work.'

'Number of days since last accident' a man is falling off of ladder while trying to post numbers...

"What's all this fuss about genetically modified food, anyway?"

Burgers....condiments...First Aid.

One of Santa's elves is crushed to death by a present in the workshop, ruining the 364 days of 'Elf and Safety'.

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

Caution: New Year Under Construction - Enter At Own Risk.

Halloween health & safety.

'Get back...there's a thermometer in that filing cabinet that could leap out, smash on the floor and give someone a mild headache.'

Danger Explosives.

'A first aid kit...good choice! You'll need it after cutting your fingers on the plastic packaging.'

'Pencils?' 'Check.' 'Pads?' 'Check.'...'Automated external defibrillator?' 'Check.'

When Rock Bands Comply with Health and Safety Rules.

'Tell me, Mr. Steiner, do you do a lot of heavy lifting at work?'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'Mind your head'

Speeding Forklift

"Okay, guys. Don't open your chutes till I give the word."

Access Assessments

'I bet he wasn't carrying a helmet.'

'Given the medication you're on, Larry, maybe you ought to go home!'