Health And Safety Committee Member Pillows

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Man using to much bug spray

Bench Press Accident

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Cafe Burns.

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Office Ergonomics.

Caution signs.

Danger Falling Leaves

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Safety Barriers

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

"I changed my mind - I don't want any shredded cheese on my salad."

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

Wear a helmet

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'