Health And Lifestyle T-Shirts

'I'll tell you one thing - if I knew I'd live this long I'd have taken better care of myself.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

2021

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Self help acupuncture

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

What the Doctor Ordered

'Well, well, well...'

Lactose Intolerant

On the back of the t-shirt...

"Your contents have shifted."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

PSA Banter.

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Low-Energy Drinks

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Bad for you but to die for