Healthy Lifestyle T-Shirts

Use it or lose it.

"I find the yoga helps me to be more irritating."

'I always need motivation to exercise. Like being chased by the cops.'

'If I have to be at these boring meetings, I might as well get something out of it.'

'I did a push-up once - It didn't do me any good at ALL!'

'Very good, Now ten more reps...and a one, and a two and ...'

A person trying to stop over-consuming, but not being able to find out how to.

Somehow, Bob managed to break the cycle of abuse.

'I'm working off Saturday's sundae.'

'Honestly, how do you expect me to workout when I've yet to compile a 'Top 10 Workout Songs' list?'

"I exercise almost everyday. Almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday..."

Old and energetic

Work Out.

"The plan was to work out today, but now the toaster is taking so long that I think it'll have to wait until tomorrow."

'You're perfectly fit and healthy...but at your age...seriously, what's the point?'

To warm up touch your toes twenty times. No way! My cap will fall off!

'...is really all the exercise I need to lose weight.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'Yes, I did give it an oil change myself. I changed to a healthy low calorie oil with no transfats.'

"I didn't smoke, drank in moderation, exercised, ate kale, and yet, here I am."

Y'know, somedays I feel like going dor a bike ride, but I don't have any clothes that look stupid enough.

Bad news from the scales.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"Too close to New Year's to start exercising now."

Investments: Our commodity futures contain no high fructose corn syrup.

"Seriously? You went on a diet before Christmas?"

Signs that colas are making you fat. . .

'Happy Father's Day! We got you a diet book from all of us to all of you.'

Exercise versus Obesity

'Can you spare a cup of non-fat milk,some no-calorie sweeteners, a cup of cottage cheese, a container of low-fat yogurt...'

Taking the elevator instead of the stairs.

'I lost twelve pounds.'

Fast food trap.

"Tell me again why dog owners are healthier."

'He's doing resistance training.'