Health And Beauty Critic Prints

Food for thought.

Man Inside TV Produces Ideal Viewer

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

"She's genetically modified, you know."

"You ain't wearin' a brassiere." "How could you tell?" "Cuz the wrinkles are all stretched out of yer face."

Martina Klein

'Try not to stare. Father Time hot hair plugs and botox.'

Animal cosmetic testing

'We believe it was at THIS point that the species became extinct.'

'True rupture is rare. Ladies' breasts are most commonly bursting simply with admiration for me and my skills.'

"My talent agent tells me I have the perfect face for a hand model."

Romee Strijd caricature

New You Plastic Surgery. That's right, doctor, I gave her the bill and her nose went right out of joint again.

Health Foods

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?

"The cost of a haircut? It depends on what's in your underpants."

Katy Perry

'Google Earth is getting SO precise! Right now, I'm zoomed in on Kathy Mangiante's face and I can tell she's had lip implants!'

'Too much Botox, Mavis.'

'Have I ever considered electrolysis? What's electrolysis?'

"Actually, I do look a lot like my mom. It's just that I have her first nose."

TV Programme - Celebrity cosmetically enhanced body parts.

"I'd really let myself go. I hadn't shaved in days."

'Now that's more like it.'

"...and the women who used the placebo makeup turned out to be just as attractive."

"How did the liposuction work out?"

"I'm sorry, I can't help you - they just pay me to sit here and look pretty."

'There, but for liposuction, go I.'

What puberty used to do. What puberty apparently does now.

Welcome to Umbilicoplasty aesthetic surgery

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise in a car at a gym.

"I'm suck if this pressure to be beautiful all the time."

Lara Catherina Stone