Health Advocate In Space Pillows

An astronaut exploring a new planet finds a "No Smoking" sign.

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

Fighting Covid

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Armageddon

SAGE mentality

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

Prostate: 51st State

Covid and the Vaccines

Vaccine

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

30 Days Has Movember

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Sisyphus replaces himself with a COVID-19 vaccine.

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

COVID-19 Stops Economy

The next wave