Health Advice Interpreters Pillows

"Perhaps I should clarify. When I said to drink plenty of fluids ..."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

Vaccine

Covid and the Vaccines

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Prostate: 51st State

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

30 Days Has Movember

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

"The cape comes off too."

'My doctor told me avoid any unnecessary stress, so I didn't visit him today.'

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

Preventive medicine.

Vaccines vs Variants

'Who cares about content? With a title like this it'll sell millions!'

Regardless children just want to fit in.

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.

Locum GP's to be paid for extra work on the BMA agreement