Healing Pillows

"Try to get some rest. I'll be in every few minutes to make sure you don't."

'I lost my best friend last year and Lisa, here, is part of my support group.'

Unguided imagery

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

"Look. Jesus healed my severed leg."

'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'

Traumatology.

'Really, it's quite all right! You see, at this clinic, we believe that only the wounded doctor can heal!'

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

New Age Store.

"Let the healing begin!"

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

"I see there's been an improvement in your athlete's foot."

"Feeling better? I taught him to heal."

Sigmund Freud.

It gets easier.

"Come, let us lay our hands on these poor lepers. And heal them."

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

"When you're ready, I'm going to stand on my hind legs, and lick it better."

Healing Peace

'The entire team is lethargic. Tell the athletic trainer to whip up a cure.'

Broken Leg

"First and foremost, I'm a healer."

'That lumbago you just got rid of - you gave to me!'

Where super glue comes from.

'For fever, we scrape the bark from this branch, boil it with shreeded leaves, and sprinkle in powdered root. Then, just to be sure, we add some antibiotics.'

Cardiology

Doctor - "Is that tender Mr McCready?"

A woman repairs a broken heart.

'I keep forgetting... is it 'Starve a fever and feed a cold' or 'feed a fever and starve a cold'?'

"It's okay, I'm actually just a flamboyantly-costumed osteopath."

Traditional and Alternative Medicine

Broken Heart

Thank you Doctor

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."