Emotional Healing Pillows

'Breaking Up'

Self-Help Books: Forgiving and Forgetting.

The three stooges of grief.

"I packed all your stuff."

'It's for the best, Dorothy, it gives us both closure.'

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

"I'd invite you in, but I'm still cleaning up a few remnants from my previous relationship."

Weeping an Ocean

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Self help acupuncture

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Licensed Therapist

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

Pet a Puppy

Sigmund Freud.

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

Unguided imagery

"You left your demons here last week."

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

New Age Store.

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

Emotional Support Pest

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"