Healing Hands Gifts

'I would have come to you sooner, but you hadn't graduated from medical school yet.'

Self help acupuncture

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

Sigmund Freud.

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

Unguided imagery

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Whack-a-molecule

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'

New Age Store.

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

"When you're ready, I'm going to stand on my hind legs, and lick it better."

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

"His wife and family will decide on the course of treatment, but, as his ex, feel free to open up a few old wounds."

Social Worker

A pony throws its rider.

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

Broken Heart

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

Horse Clean-up

Traumatology.

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'

Medical Arts Building

A woman repairs a broken heart.

Thank you Doctor