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It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Fear of news.

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Newspaper suicide.

"Here are today's leading factoids, and I'm Skip Shumaker, spoon-feeding them to you!"

Freedom of the press

Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.

'How fast can you hype?'

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

Big Newspaper Delivery

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

'You were convicted by the jury, but at least you were acquitted by the media.'

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

News Headline Reads - 'Man Bites Feral Media'.

'You fancy yourself as a press baron, don't you?'

"Here's what went wrong today."

"Now here's my co-anchor, Nancy, with a conflicting account of that very same story."

"I'll have my article pulled together in no time."

'Your job, Richards, is to make sure that my name never appears in a headline alongside the word 'siphoned.''

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"We made mistakes & have evidently lost the trust of the public. Therefore I feel I must tender my resignation..."

Newspaper

'No comment for now, but there will be a press leak at four.'

"Do I have to answer that? I wanted to sell all this stuff to the tabloids!"

'According to the latest reports, there were no earlier reports.'