Headache Remedy Researcher Prints

"My husband doesn't intimidate me. I do what I want then I get a headache."

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

'Take two asprin and stick your head in the the sand.'

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

Vet to angry-looking dog: 'You ate some crabgrass, eh? Were you self-medicating again?'

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

"Out of my way! I'm late for that lecture on 'The Importance of Relaxation'!!!"

'You can't come in to play unless you wear cushions on your feet - My Dad's got a headache!'

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

'That's Saint Throbbold. Patron saint of migraine.'

"Those sinus pills you prescribed didn't work, doc...I put three up my nose every day for a week and I'm still congested!"

"My dear, may I suggest a little old-fashioned biofeedback, some acupuncture, and a dollop of nutrition counselling?"

"Please escort Miss Delgado to the private waiting room. She's curing my patients again."

'Have you tried Lourdes?'

"I don't like lying to my husband so I need something to give me a headache."

District Budget Meeting: Asprin

For Witches of a Certain Age

Fertility Clinic next to Headache Clinic

"I've searched every book, also the Internet, so in desperation...I've come to you, doctor!"

Woman reading a article titled 'Dead men don't snore',

"I hear farm chickens are pumped with antibiotics."

"Wow! I've never seen so many get-well plants!"

"I swear, since I started sleeping with that bar of soap under my pillow I haven't had nearly as many brain cramps."

'A little too much to drink last night dear?'

"Have you been using herbal remedies again?"

'These headache pills I took didn't work.'

'Is it starve a cold and feed a fever...or feed a cold and starve a fever?'

Hiccups. Run for the cure.

'Henderson unfurled his towel over the sparking sands...'

Migraine. Thinking about who to vote for is making me sick!

Sleeping Problems.

'So I gave him back the ring and tore up his picture. And I'm pouring out the '61 Chateau Margaux he gave me, too - but, you know, into a glass.'

"For fever, we scrape the bark from the branch, boil it with shredded leaves and sprinkle in powdered root. Then, just to be sure we add some antibiotics."