Headache Warrior Prints

'These headache pills I took didn't work.'

"We'll whisper you name when your migraine medication is ready."

"Still getting migraines?"

Migraine. Thinking about who to vote for is making me sick!

Fertility Clinic next to Headache Clinic

'That's Saint Throbbold. Patron saint of migraine.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Self help acupuncture

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'Well, well, well...'

Be Healthy

"Your contents have shifted."

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

The Cougher

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Hot Pie Therapy

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

Exercising

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"I told him he should have trained more."

Shrinks in heaven

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

"The little stress ball wasn't working."

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

'What are you eating now?'

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

Burnout Syndrome...

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'