Headache Orchestrator Prints

'You can't come in to play unless you wear cushions on your feet - My Dad's got a headache!'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

Musical Web

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

'Just because you're smarter than me doesn't mean I can't always be right.'

Remote work

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"NAY!!"

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

Student rakes leaveslaundry in dorm room.

'Mom, don't worry about the floor. I took my shoes off!'

"Those sinus pills you prescribed didn't work, doc...I put three up my nose every day for a week and I'm still congested!"

"I'm facing my fears in alphabetical order. How about you?"

Crab conductor.

"I don't like lying to my husband so I need something to give me a headache."

"My husband works from home."

Caution falling books

Business school: 'I plan to major in delegating.'

Conductor.

'Well, that IS the drawback of musical instruments - they make noise.'

'A little too much to drink last night dear?'

Grand Opening

The Fiddler crab.

"All I want from them is a simple majority on things."

'Remember to stick on the mask if my wife ever comes visiting.'

Unpacking

'Could I have the receipt, please? I like to keep them buried at the bottom of my purse.'

I'd like a DJ, a videographer and 18 dozen red roses. Huh? The Websters can't be at the same table with the Steins. Oh no. I can't believe it. This isn't happening. Stand back, people. The tablecloths don't match the napkins. Type-A person planning a wedding!!! You father cannot make a toast.

"Oh, no, here comes my ex. Act like you're loaded!"

Separating fact from fiction will be your main objective this morning.

Gamblers Anonymous.

SUCKERS - A - BREAK, INC; 'Even...odd'