Love Life Orchestrator Prints

'Remember to stick on the mask if my wife ever comes visiting.'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

Musical Web

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

Remote work

'I know you love her and want to protect her. But it's wrong to laminate her.'

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

Pablo Casals upset at interpretation of his work by young girl.

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

"I'm facing my fears in alphabetical order. How about you?"

Crab conductor.

Allegro

Hector Berlioz

'The meaning of life is between your legs.'

"My husband works from home."

"Oh super! Why do I always draw the short straw?!"

Conductor.

'I'd be willing to settle for a 'Mr. Wrong' who's trainable.'

'Well, that IS the drawback of musical instruments - they make noise.'

"Hey - you smell cute!. . ."

"It's a gift for my husband. Something with an aphrodisiac would be good!"

Grand Opening

The wedding planner took care of everything.

'I hope this doesn't mean we have peaked.'

The Fiddler crab.

It's a good bet that the person asking for a divorce has already fallen in love.

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

'Now what?'