Head-scratch Devotee Pillows

"Scratch my head, would you?"

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

'Someday we'll look back on this and think, ‘Why the hell didn't we sue?' '

"Ready...."

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'

'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'

The Dog Botherer.

John Knox

"How much do you think I should I tip myself?"

"Please tell me you recently lowered the floor."

'Why didn't you wake me? You made me miss my coffee break!'

Dapper clown.

Someone admiring a bright shoe through binoculars.

"Anyone can hate, Mr. Brookings, but can your gare fill a book?"

'The invitation says casual but of course you don't do casual do you.'

'He specializes in funny bones.'

What's the big deal about dress-down Fridays?

I can't solve this problem, I'm banging my head against a brick wall!

A dandy in 1819

"I can't stand her 'Yogier than thou' attitude."

"It sure feels good to get the gang together."