Head Pat Enthusiast T-Shirts

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Greenfingers.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."

Hat Wars.

'Beret Night at the Museum'

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

'For Zeus' sake, man, get me some sunblock or a hat.'