Head Pat Enthusiast T-Shirts

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Greenfingers.

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"The way you wear your hat….The way you sip your tea..."

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

Hat Wars.

'Beret Night at the Museum'

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

They will too notice.

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

Kevin: King of the Social Influencers.