Head-bump Expert Prints

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

'Camel'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

"Information is moved via neurotransmitters from neuron to neuron via the synapses into the brain where it is then retrieved by the memory via a slap on the back of the head."

Speed Bumps.

Caution: False Contractions Ahead

"My wife's going through a difficult pregnancy."

'Remember his weakness is a pulled tendon, so keep it as high as your bursitis will let you, but take it easy with your fast ball because of my bone chips.'

"Thanks for calling the celebration help desk. For assistance with high fives, press one now. For fist bumps, press two, for chest bumps, press three..."

'And she's got the gall to call me chubby.' - Hubert's comment on a pregnancy.

"Don't you dare ask me again...ARE WE THERE YET??"

'Reading that stuff gives me 'goose bumps'.'

'Baby's kicking again.'

Please take a number...

The End is Not Near.

'There! Did you feel him kick?'

Old woman staring at pregnant woman's bump.

"Every motorway in the country is clear except the southbound M3 which will remain at a standstill for the rest of the day."

"You may now fist pump the bride."

'I like a man with a good, firm fist bump.'

Traffic Jam.

'Slow down on the speed bumps, Harvey.'

'It happens every time I go over a bump.'

"Well - you guessed it!"