Hazmat Hobbyist Mugs

Start their day with a laugh! Our hazmat hobbyist-themed mugs feature clever designs and humorous sayings perfect for brightening mornings and fueling those hazardous adventures.

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"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease." mockup

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

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Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed mockup

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

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Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?' mockup

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

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'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.' mockup

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

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The New Normal

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"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room." mockup

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

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'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.' mockup

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

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"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill." mockup

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

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"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this." mockup

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

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"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term." mockup

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

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'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,' mockup

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

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"Check this wall for fingerprints." mockup

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

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"Renovating your bathroom?"

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Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background mockup

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

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"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!" mockup

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

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'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.' mockup

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

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Man in a hazmat suit on a COVID-19 wrecking ball.

Man in a hazmat suit on a COVID-19 wrecking ball. mockup

Man in a hazmat suit on a COVID-19 wrecking ball.

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They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it. mockup

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

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With the help of his trusty guide, Mr. Fluffbo becomes the first cat to scale Mt. Everest.

With the help of his trusty guide, Mr. Fluffbo becomes the first cat to scale Mt. Everest. mockup

With the help of his trusty guide, Mr. Fluffbo becomes the first cat to scale Mt. Everest.

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You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances.

You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances. mockup

You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances.

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Radioactive Pizza

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"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!" mockup

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

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"You know, Burkhart, if you're so damn afraid of the flu maybe you should just stay home."

"You know, Burkhart, if you're so damn afraid of the flu maybe you should just stay home." mockup

"You know, Burkhart, if you're so damn afraid of the flu maybe you should just stay home."

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A tanker truck with a warning on the back that reads "The scientific community is divided. Some say this stuff is dangerous, some say it isn't".

A tanker truck with a warning on the back that reads "The scientific community is divided. Some say this stuff is dangerous, some say it isn't". mockup

A tanker truck with a warning on the back that reads "The scientific community is divided. Some say this stuff is dangerous, some say it isn't".

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"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping." mockup

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

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"Have you ever had the feeling you forgot to turn something off?"

"Have you ever had the feeling you forgot to turn something off?" mockup

"Have you ever had the feeling you forgot to turn something off?"

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Irradiated pizza

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"Whew, that was rank. I didn't want that baby trapped in this suit. I might have died!"

"Whew, that was rank. I didn't want that baby trapped in this suit. I might have died!" mockup

"Whew, that was rank. I didn't want that baby trapped in this suit. I might have died!"

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'You come in for one thing, and they get you filling in all kinds of forms...'

'You come in for one thing, and they get you filling in all kinds of forms...' mockup

'You come in for one thing, and they get you filling in all kinds of forms...'

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"Remember when we used to worry about him bringing home nits?"

"Remember when we used to worry about him bringing home nits?" mockup

"Remember when we used to worry about him bringing home nits?"

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'Next time, we should clean up the microwave before it comes to this.'

'Next time, we should clean up the microwave before it comes to this.' mockup

'Next time, we should clean up the microwave before it comes to this.'

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Too Much Information.

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Model Airplanes

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Life on Earth - Burglear's doctor. mockup

Life on Earth - Burglear's doctor.

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"....But....flu season's over."

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Hazmat Hobbyist Mugs Collection

Hazmat Hobbyist Pillows

Explore fun and inspiring pillows designed for hazmat hobbyists—add personality to their living space or hobby area.

Hazmat Hobbyist Prints

Find creative prints that celebrate hazardous hobbies—perfect for decorating a workspace or personal sanctuary.

Hazmat Hobbyist T-Shirts

Browse our collection of clever t-shirts that capture the adventurous spirit of hazmat hobbyists—ideal for everyday wear or hobby conventions.