Hazmat Hero Mugs

A tanker truck with a warning on the back that reads "The scientific community is divided. Some say this stuff is dangerous, some say it isn't".

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

Man in a hazmat suit on a COVID-19 wrecking ball.

COVID virus following man with a COVID passport.

"....But....flu season's over."

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

"For pity's sake, Albert, a spider crawled up your leg three weeks ago - get over it already!"

"Oh, for goodness sake! I'll change the baby's nappy!"

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

The New Normal

"Foster failure"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall.

Lifesaver!

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

Smile

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

'That's our corporate ladder.'

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

Football.

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

Frontex

Denmark: Begging is against the law!

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

"Call security - and my cardiologist."

Dove with its wings tied

Hazardous substance - ignitable, corrosive, reactive, toxic, real smelly, yucchy.