Hazardous Materials Expert Mugs

Dirty Bomb Squad.

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

FDA will 'Regulate Tobacco'.

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

Hazardous substance - ignitable, corrosive, reactive, toxic, real smelly, yucchy.

'Remember he's got a short fuse.' (Chairman of an explosives company).

"How was your day, dear?"

Scientist cleans lab window.

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

'Get back...there's a thermometer in that filing cabinet that could leap out, smash on the floor and give someone a mild headache.'

'So, Bill! What do you think my chances are of moving into supervisory position?'

Hazardous Wastes R Us.

Load explodes on impact.

'Didn't you know? We just drive around. This is a mobile toxic waste dump.'

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

Here's another shipload of old yellow cake uranium from Iraq. Let's get lost, quick!

"An earthquake cracked the building in half. I'd have it fixed, but it's keeping the staff from constantly going to the break room."

"Bob's the name. Toxic-waste handling's the game."

Now do you see the point of regular electrical checks?

"He was a firm believer in rolling up his sleeves."

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

'It's your wife, she wants you to pick up some milk on your way home.'

"The universe tends towards chaos."

Uncle alarmed at learning his nephew keeps his cartridges in front of the fire

Workers in Hazmat suits make sweets

Another anthrax case...