Hay Net Strategist T-Shirts

'The holes in this hay net are getting smaller! What are you trying to say buddy?!'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

Input From The Front Office

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

'Technology is wonderful. It makes your people so much easier to use.'

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

"Hmmmm. I'll bluff. Then they'll counter-bluff, so if I counter-counter-bluff...password should do it."

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

'His last breakthrough came in a dream.'

'We just have to win this account, Barbara and I have another litter on the way!'

Boxer with glasses.

"We've implemented AI, now if we can develop artificial concern for our customers, we'll have it made."

'Well, the toughest part of the fight is over . . . getting though the hostile crowd.'

Wii Childbirth

Something Like Sport.

Another tense night of contract bridge ahead.

'You don't really care about sex. You just want the prizes for the first baby of the New Year.'

'I've completely forgotten what fourth gear's for.'

'I like to relax before my business flights.'

Air Billiards

'You see, Jimmy, if I allow you to upgrade your computer, then all the other managers will go 'waa waa waa'.'

I keep a cold pack in my desk drawer to help me cool my emotions before I apprach an argumentative student.

"Trust me, John! Just because your bridge partner dumps you...doesn't mean I will!"

Moving Target

Spam emails

'Those political campaign websites are getting really sophisticated.'

Andrew tried everything to avoid getting sacked. He tried staying in the pocket. He tried rolling out of the pocket...

Beggar playing for money, will stop for more money.

Playing chess with laptops

'Be the fish, catch the fish, Jack.'