Hawaiian Shirt Enthusiast Pillows

"Harris looks confident he's going to win..."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"

"I visited Hawaii and ate native food...pineapple on my pizza."

Hunky Dory

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

"My wife's an editor."

"Is it time to plan our vacation?"

Washing Instructions: Have Your Mom Do It.

'The big guy wants to see you.'

'Fridge magnet' t-shirt.

Lemmings jump off a cliff wearing t-shirts reading 'I'm with stupid'.

Clancy: Loud Clothes

Obese man wearing a T-shirt with 'Too Big To Fail'.

Less successful 1990s T-shirt designs.

Wet Paint

Free sweatshirts for our customers (sweatshirts read: Survived the last heating bill!)

'Aloha! What brings you to Hawaii?' 'The shirts.'

Messages on T-Shirts: 'I'm wrong always' and 'I'm right always'.

Young Che Guevara contemplates a career in t-shirt design.

"Stop complaining. You're the one who wanted me to stop wearing the 'I'm With Stupid' T-shirt."

"Ninth floor, underwear, socks, t-shirts."

Student's t-shirts read: 'No means no.' 'No means to deny, refuse or disagree.'

"I do love summer. . . but, there's something about being in a sweatshirt again."

"That's better, Princess. Now let's go to the beach so I can meet your new boyfriend!"

I don't look like much, but I'm going to inherit the earth.

'Very profound, sir - let's immortalize it on a t-shirt'

'Don't call me 'BUB'!'