Hawaiian Shirt Lover Pillows

'I'm going to the grocery store.' - 'Not dressed like that you're not.'

'Other than your wardrobe, Dad, you're a great role model.'

'So are you folks together?'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

"Is it time to plan our vacation?"

Hunky Dory

"I visited Hawaii and ate native food...pineapple on my pizza."

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

Washing Instructions: Have Your Mom Do It.

Campaign for real beer bellies.

'The big guy wants to see you.'

'I went to the Shirt Fanciers Convention and all I got was this shirt!'

Clancy: Loud Clothes

I Can Smell BeerI can Smell Fear.

'Aloha! What brings you to Hawaii?' 'The shirts.'

Grandma wearing novelty T-Shirt: 'How's my Hungging?'

'I see you've gone digital.'

Pregnant lady's shirt says 'Baby' with arrow pointing to tummy, Husband's shirt says 'Blubber' with arrow pointing to tummy

"That's better, Princess. Now let's go to the beach so I can meet your new boyfriend!"

"I'll take it off after you clean your room."

"Ninth floor, underwear, socks, t-shirts."

Clancy:Shirt for Every Day

'Don't call me 'BUB'!'

Baby and Belly Button T-shirts

"Harris looks confident he's going to win..."

The Celebrated Wits of the Radisson Round Table.

"I don't think that is an appropriate shirt for a cardiologist!"

"The last one is Freddy and I, celebrating our anniversary in Hawaii."

"I know it's considered a crime against fashion to wear a tracksuit in public, but I'm a wannabe rapper."

As long as my pants hold up, I'll be fine.