Haunting Humorist Mugs

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

Sir Roderick was an earthbound spirit.

My post got six "yikes".

"Is everything ok? You've hardly said 'Boo' all evening."

"Well, like they say. . . keep you friends close, and your entities closer!"

Sir Gilbert Murgatroyd

Zombie standup

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Macbeth: Take Two

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Inflatable Duck Boat

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

The following is a paid political announcement.

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

Fancy a pint?

Cat Frankenstein

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"Sometime I feel people go out of their way just to scare me."

"Well, we got the grant."

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

The Zombie Awakes...