Hallucination Humorist Mugs

Last mirage for the next 20 miles.

Tell the people. What? Tomorrow, do not forget. What's happening? Who's talking? You mustn't fail. Everything depends on it. I'm hallucinating. I'm going crazy. To the polls, primate Oh, lawdy. I must cut down the glucose.

'Darling, may I have your hand in mirage?'

Another Starbucks Coming Soon

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Welcome Spring.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"I said slime."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Macbeth: Take Two

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

Ghost puddle

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

The following is a paid political announcement.

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

Fancy a pint?

Cat Frankenstein

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"Sometime I feel people go out of their way just to scare me."

...your sales are rather anemic